My second tag stolen from Re-Enchantment of the World, originally originating from The Little Book Owl. This one I actually got first, but had such a hard time coming up with one of them (that I STILL haven’t managed), that it got pushed back to the end of May.
Also, since most of these I could’ve fulfilled entirely in Middle-Earth, I decided to omit it from contention. I’ve seen one already entirely of Middle-Earth from Maddalena, so you can check that one out if you’re missing some nostalgia.
A Fictional World You’d Like to Tour
Roshar, The Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson
This one obviously would be Middle-Earth (or New Zealand, because that’s pretty much as good as I’d ever get AND because I’ve heard it’s just incredible there), but since that’s off the table (at least, for this post), I’m going with Roshar.
Of you lot that don’t read Brandon Sanderson, this is his world from the Stormlight Archive. A vast and sprawling continent full of lush, varied environments and locales, and unique and interesting creatures. A continent of magic and mystery, gods and demons. I’ve read Way of Kings three times (pretty good for a 1200 page book) and would always be ready to read it again. The world is just so amazing and richly rendered and… yeah. There were a lot of finalists, but this won by a decent margin.
A Specific Place You’d Like to Visit
The Eye of the World, The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan
A place of green and growth, tended by the Green Man, an ancient thing made of forest itself. The place moves around the Blight, a land of desolation and decay, never in the same place twice. At the heart of a spring forest rests the Eye, surrounded by a quiet, soothing place, full of butterflies and flowers. Through a simple arch lays a “smooth floor, slick to the eye like oiled slate… seamless, white walls glittered with uncounted flecks in untold colors, giving a low, soft light even after the sunlit archway vanished [from view]. The corridor opens into a vast, domed space, the rough, living rock of its ceiling dotted with clumps of glowing crystals. Below it, a pool took up the entire cavern, except for the walkway around it, perhaps five paces wide. In the oval shape of an eye, the pool was lined about its rim with a low flat edging of crystals that glowed with a duller, yet fiercer, light than those above. Its surface was as smooth as glass and as clear as the Winespring Water. Rand felt as if his eyes could penetrate it forever, but he could not see any bottom to it.” A place filled with saidan, the male half of the One Power. The description is surreal, and one of my favorite moments in possibly my favorite ever book. There’s a reason that despite his tendency to meander, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE Robert Jordan’s writing.
A Character You Would Like to Meet
Kvothe, Kingkiller Chronicles by Pat Rothfuss
The man that has done everything and knows everything. Plus, he owns his own bar, so I assume there’d be free drinks. Plus he’d fill me in on the events in the third, as-yet-to-be-published book. Among other adventures and stuff. And cider hopefully, plenty of cider.
An Event to Witness
I had a tie here. SO, (1) the edge of the rim of Discworld, as seen at the end of the Colour of Magic, by Terry Pratchett, or (2) the Moontears blooming, as seen in The Dreamblood Duology, by N.K Jemisin. Of course, with the Rimfall on Discworld, seeing it also means probably almost dying, so… The Moontears only bloom under the light of the Dreaming Moon, and I feel that would be amazing to witness, like the baobab trees kinda.
An Activity/Sport to Try
Song of the Shattered Sands, by Bradley P. Beaulieu
Sand-boarding, or sand-skiff racing. Like from Avatar: tLA. Just cruising around on an endless sea of sand, like you’re surfing on water, but without all that nasty drowning.
A Weapon to Wield
The Sword of Sorrows, The Empire of Storms by Jon Skovron
Hope’s weapon, from the island trilogy. I almost picked her as the person I’d most like to meet. When pulled from its sheath, the sword hums softly. Whenever it’s moved, it hums more. Said to remember every life it has ever taken, and the sound it makes is the loss it feels at every death.
Creepy, yeah? I almost picked another incredibly creepy one, but replaced it. This one I had to leave in.
An Item to Use
Jungissa, The Dreamblood Duology by N.K. Jemisin
The Jungissa is a special stone that is used to induce and control sleep. Now, while it’d be cool (and definitely not weird and creepy) to control other people’s sleep and dreams—I’ve always been a problem sleeper. I’m one of those people who has an active, wandering mind, thus I have the attention span of a rabbit and it takes me 30-45 minutes to fall asleep after going to bed. In the third grade (and again in highschool) we had an assignment to tell the class what we’d do if we could only do one thing for the rest of our lives, and if we had an extra hour in the day, respectively. I picked sleep. I’ve always loved my sleep, and never gotten enough of it. And lately, I’ve been extra tired—all the time. This stone would be AMAZING.
Okay, so I almost picked the Jade Eye, from R.S. Blecher’s Golgotha, which allows the wielder to see the dead and talk to them for a brief moment. That… seemed a bit much. I’m not actually a huge fan of horror. Mostly I just find it boring.