Why hello there, weary traveller! Done all your Christmas shopping for the year? Done ANY of your Christmas shopping for the year? What—you don’t have anyone to buy anything for? But of course you do! You’re an anyone, after all! And you’re definitely worth it (probably)!
Anyway, welcome to this very first edition of Refuge’s Last Minute Buying Guide!
Books that I’m Into (But Totally Haven’t Read)
Now I haven’t read these, but am certainly keen to! Maybe your partner, bf or gf likes to read and you’re not sure what to get them; maybe there’s that oh so special someone that you need an icebreaker with; maybe you want to get your, say, 3rd or 4th favorite blogger a nice gift? Well, look no further! With both a heavy dose of paper and a small helping of risk, where can you go wrong?
I’m a big Tchaikovsky fan, despite the fact that I’ve never read any of his Shadows of the Apt megaseries. And with yet another of his novellas due in March of 2021, this is the perfect opportunity to hype oneself for it (I imagine). With a blurb that reads like John Prophet meets Defiance, with a surely heavy dose of adventure and a lovely green cover, surely no one would hate receiving this for the holidays! (And even if they do you could always give it to me, eh;)
The 2nd in the Nova Vita Protocol (so just in case you or your loved one hasn’t read the first, maybe gift both, eh), Memoria details the ongoing adventures of the Kaiser family: both Scorpia and her brother Corvus. not only is there a strong female lead, but also a strong male lead, and a strong story to match. Not to mention the covers are just beautiful, so even if you don’t like either you can just display them somewhere prominent.
If you haven’t read the Stormlight Archive, there’s already no helping you. Just like if you don’t already want the Rhythm of War, there’s nothing I can say to save your soul. I mean, I want to read it—it’s bad enough that I haven’t yet—that should be more than enough in this case.
Bet You Can’t Just Buy One
With the 9th and final book on shelves late next year, why not give your loved one a gift of new beginnings, in the form of Leviathan Wakes? A science fiction epic that spawned a TV show that got cancelled and subsequently uncancelled, the Expanse series is one that continues to impress well past the first book. After all, what better way to celebrate Hanukkah that with a book every day?
A trilogy that spawned another and may yet spawn a third features mages that snort black powder and a story that never holds its punches. It’s a series that not only can I not decide my favorite book of—I can’t decide which one I like least either! So maybe buy one for your friend, two for your family, three for your bffs, or why not all six for yourself?
Nothing really tugs the heartstring nor inspires the headstrings like the Wayfarers trilogy (soon to be a tetralogy). Absolutely wonderful, beautiful stories with amazing covers and lasting readability highlight all the reasons I can rave about these books. If you haven’t read any, maybe do yourself a favor and pick one up for Xmas. And you can always get your loved another!
Maybe you (or any of your loved ones) are one of those people that’s like, “books are so long, why even bother”—well then, this is the time for you! (I mean, you’re wrong, and probably a bad person, but what can be done about that?) These short reads are perfect for people with a weak bladder, short attention span, or moral deficiency such as dislike of fantasy.
This is mostly Ola’s (also kinda Piotrek’s) fault. I’ve read a couple of stories by Polansky, including one this very year, and they’ve been pretty enjoyable. This novella features a grimdark Redwall, with elements of revenge, dark comedy, and apparently a strange non-linear storyline. Perfect for yourself, or—if you’re not feeling brave enough—anyone of your loved ones who’ll probably let you read it after.
This 75 page story may be short, but it reads like a full-length adventure all its own. With a heavy dose of I, Robot, a dash of mystery and a lovely futuristic setting, this is a short I cannot recommend enough. And if you don’t fancy reading yourself, why not make someone else do it? I loved the narration of this, and hope you will as well!
How big are y’all’s stocking, btw? Because I just couldn’t pick one Murderbot to recommend. So, why not get them all? The first four are roughly the size of one full Murderbot adventure, and a new novella is due out in 2021, so best catch up now! If your loved ones don’t love this sarcastic, introverted, killing-machine by the end of Book #1, maybe they’ll just dump the rest on you. Which would be… heartbreaking, I’m sure.
A short read by no one’s standards but his own, Edgedancer is the perfect introduction to Brandon Sanderson’s Stormlight Archive in a teensy, nearly 400-page package. It combines a thrilling story with a hilarious narration and is more than worthwhile addition to anyone’s stocking.
Now if 2021 is as great a year as 2020, we’re going to be in for a long haul full of lots of hiding and reading. And if the COVID vaccine turns out to be a bust, OR goes all I Am Legend (y’all remember how that started, right?), we could have a prolonged period in which to stock up on (aka horde) books. So, maybe take a few from this list into consideration? Or buy your own and let me know, so I can add them to MY TBR. Either way, I hope you enjoyed my holiday jokes, my seasonal sarcasm, and whatever else I did here but ultimately forgot.